Current state of my backyard

Kinja'd!!! "cletus44 aka Clayton Seams" (cletus44)
06/08/2015 at 10:37 • Filed to: None

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Living that old car life.


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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 10:52

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I was driven thence by foul winds for a space of 9 days upon the sea, but on the tenth day we reached the land of the Lotus beaters, who drive on a frame that rusts like a kind of cancer. ... I sent two of my company to see what manner of cars the rides of the place might be, and they had a third man under them.

They started at once, and went about among the Lotus beaters, which did them no hurt, but it came to them to wrench on the Lotus, which was so decrepit that those who wrenched of it left off caring about home, and did not even want to go back and say what had happened to them, but were for staying and wiring Lucas on the Lotus beaters without thinking further of their return; nevertheless, though they wept bitterly I forced them back to the cars and made them swear off the British.

Then I told the rest to get back in the Newport at once, lest any of them should wrench of the Lotus and leave off wanting to get home, so they took their places and smote the dark asphalt with their tires.

- (“The Oppossey”)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/08/2015 at 10:53

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I am a very sick man.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/08/2015 at 11:18

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Too tired to check did you write it in classical dactylic hexameter ? Otherwise good job on the poem.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 64Mali
06/08/2015 at 11:21

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I reworked the English version available via Wiki - which probably isn’t, and I didn’t check. I kept the syllable structure/etc. the same as that for the most part.


Kinja'd!!! 64Mali > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
06/08/2015 at 11:22

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Probably Iambic Pentameter. Man who knew taking mythology in high school would pay off over 10 years later.


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 11:26

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Did you have to grease the car up to fit it in there?


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s
06/08/2015 at 11:30

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It’s a super tight fit. About 3.5” clearance in width


Kinja'd!!! RazoE > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 11:50

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The most beautiful ugly car ever...!!!

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/lotus-europa-1…


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 11:56

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You’re a braver man than I will ever be.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 12:03

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That’s in the running for most Jalop picture ever taken.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 12:27

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So very Jalop.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 12:53

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How the hell do you get in and out?


Kinja'd!!! cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
06/08/2015 at 13:09

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Oh the door is narrow but the garage opens up once you’re inside. it’s a lot wider past the doors.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams
06/08/2015 at 14:49

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Nuts. I was hoping for some tale of scrambling up over the hood and roof and Duke Boys’ing it in through an open window.